Hospitals
--Frank P. Whyte

Hospitals are about living and dying,
And nearly everything that you'll find in between.
They feature comedies and tragedies,
Heresy and lobotomies,
Frauds, fables, and myths.
If your heart has stopped,
Or your bowels are blocked,
Or your erection has lasted longer than four hours,
Then it's time for you to get in the car,
And seek out somebody with amazing medical powers.